Ladies, do you like pogo sticks? Do you like dildos? Well have we got the thing for you! Introducing the FantasyGlide!

But wait! Are you a muncher of the rug too? Why not invite a friend with an extra FantasyGlide attachable cradle!

Hooray!

About 4 years ago, a friend of mine who shall remain nameless sent me a video. The video basically shows a young woman casually strolling through a park before being abducted, and reamed by some sort of outer-space cock monster.

After years of searching, I have eventually discovered that the video is taken from the DVD ‘Extreme Penetrations 4’, the ‘actress’ (for lack of a better word), is Claire James.

Ladies and gentlemales, I present to you… Claire James:

http://extreme-penetrations.com/previews/preview_hi-claire.html

Sadly, not real boobies 🙁

Sample galleries: [1] [2] [3]

Sample movies: [1] [2]

How do dirty girls get clean? Well…

http://www.swirliegirls.com

Sample movies: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31]

I suppose this could be worth a download…

Remember though, kids. Practice safe sex. Always wear a helmet.

http://www.sploshme.com

Free galleries: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13]

Free videos: [1]

Ever wondered what the Easter Bunny does for the rest of the year?

Now you know.

http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=1381946

Goddammit, even they get more than I do.

http://www.teddyfucker.com

I’m sure I’ve seen this guy in my local before…

http://www.sexytrek.com

Made in Japan… figures.

http://www.gigimo.com/main/product/Artificial,Virginity,Hymen,2299.php?prod=2299